Warning: The Post Below Is Meant For Female Eyes Only. Males Read At Your Own Risk.

History was rewritten today as nature started a full-out, literally bloody, war against my body (the peaceful protester).

Bloody Sunday.

HARK, THYSELF'S PERIOD HATH COME :(

AND TOMORROW'S THE START OF OBS.

:(

WHY ON EARTH IS NATURE SO AGAINST ME?!

Ahhhh.

I sit, and wonder why-ie-ie oh why you come now, oh monthlie.

WHY?!

ARRGH. Fine.

I shall turn the seas red then. With Shuliet 8)

*cue pirate's accent* Aye, mayte? Together, we shall conquer the (red) seas! Arr!

Haha.

On the not-so-bloody side, Taylor Swift is GOOD.

Seriously; she belongs in the ranks of Faith Hill, Tim McGraw, Garth Brooks, Leann Rimes and all the other wonderfully-supercalifragilisticexpialidoscious Country singers!

8D
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Off to Pulau Ubin tomorrow for a five-day camp with my lovely, flowy, red monthly companion :/

Gah. I hope I manage to survive the five days without dying from blood loss, or drowning, or being kidnapped, or disappearing, or being drugged, then raped, then shipped off to --shire to be sold off as a slave, and traded into a slave market and bought by a sadistic master or mistress who will then torture me by stretching me on a rack until my limbs snap for the fun of it...DIE OVERACTIVE IMAGINATION, DIE!!!

Nononono!

God will send the Holy Spirit to watch over me. 8)

*sings* I will survive, I will survive!

Haha.

I just hope I'll be able to tough it through without whining or acting like a wimp.
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Things I'll Miss While I'm At Ubin:
1) FICTIONPRESS. How can I survive without my daily dose of Romance? Ahhh!!!

2) My Piano and Guitar. I NEED to make music! I think I'll end up banging the pots and pans for music halfway through, and singing in the bathrooms and at night from music-deprivation. And probably scare everyone out of their wits in the process...especially at night 8D

3) Chocolate. I'm already so sad and homesick! I need my husband to cheer me up! *Sings* How can I live without you; I want to know. Darling Chocolate!

4) The hygene of home. It's gonna be horrible there. Stupid monthlie.

5) Being able to sing, make random comments, and make weird noises out of the blue. Because I won't know anyone from my camp group, and doing that will make them doubt my sanity (which, come to think of it, is actually non-existent. But oh well,)

Haha, other than that, I don't think I'll miss much. Except maybe the presence of my family members.

It'll be weird to get by five days without hearing my sister singing along to her preppy pop songs in her off-key voice, hearing my mother criticizing the people on the television, and my father upstairs at the computer.

Maybe.

But until I get back, I'll be stuck in the semi-wilderness, separated from Singapore by the Ocean (or rather; the stretch of water between the main Island and Pulau Ubin 8P).

Adios, querida civilization.

Till we meet again on Friday.